La Marine Nationale Gauloise - Recruitment Centre

[Lanakov]

Communication to the applicants

Messieurs,

The recruitment service of the Marine has been going over your applications and respective files. Some concerns have been shared among our staff about a specific part of... Well, all four of your dossiers, which lead us to unfortunate conclusions. More on that below.

Patrique Marseille, your story is unfortunately that of many young men and women of Gallia, who lost relatives to the barbary of the Sirians. Your motivations are pure and raw : this is something that will serve us well. Over time, we will teach you to channel your anger through discipline : we have no doubt you will make for a valuable member of the Roi's forces. Consider yourself ACCEPTED : welcome to the Marine Royale. We will be in touch shortly regarding your incorporation.

However, applicants Damien Delacroix, Félix Lacroix and Alain Bordeaux : while your applications are otherwise at least satisfactory, all three of you have been found guilty of copy pasting Marseille's reply concerning the Kingdom's enemies. That very reply containing a mistype in the spelling of the Maquis terrorist cell, and mentioning the now defunct Imperial Kusari Navy. In itself, this is a felony : it could also be construed as a lack of motivation on your part. This isn't high school, gentlemen : this is the opportunity of a lifetime, and you'd waste it over laziness ?

Given the quality of your dossiers otherwise, your applications are only PENDING. The recruitment service wishes to offer you a second chance : not much is asked, we merely want to make sure you know who is going to shoot at you and why. The Marine Royale is not interested in mindless drones : its pilots and deck officers are expected to be competent, loyal but also knowledgeable. As a consequence, we ask each of you to resubmit, in short order, your reply to the following question : Describe the Kingdom's primary enemies. It doesn't need to be especially detailed, but you will have to show us you've understood why we're fighting.

Don't waste this opportunity for there won't be a third.

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