The three members of Senior Staff calmly await the horrified reactions as Elroy lays it out.
"I got this one, I'm the one who did most of the paperwork. TITAN is a chick with a great body but terrible attitud- Ow!" Almost as fast as it struck, Willow's hand returns from the back of his head to her magazine with its physics and common decency-defying images boldly displayed... to close it. "TITAN is a either a prototype terror weapon or someone's twisted ideal girlfriend. I genuinely have trouble telling myself.
There once was a fresh out of grad school biologist named Andy Burnett and a few friends, who pooled their money to form Concordia Research Group. Then Elroy found them and offered them the chance of a lifetime. Why is this important? Well, we also have someone on Senior Staff named Katt, on who Andy kind of developed a crush he couldn't really spit out.
I should have been suspicious when he started asking for blood samples, but this was a chance at immortality he was offering. I saw the numbers. We all did.
Actually, what the true intent of the project was, I'm not at liberty to say, but here is what you need to know." She takes a breath. " Last November, the Concordia's research team produced something they called TITAN. Our expert analysis revealed the following:
Its chassis superficially resembles Miss Katt Horizon, a Zoner who does work for us from time to time.
It can effortlessly rip through starship hulls to get at their occupants
We know this because it tried to kill me
I should have prefaced, it's omnicidal because it killed Andy in a fit of jealousy
Because he programmed it to "love" him and he shook hands with someone else in front of it
But also programmed it to kill stuff
Because we wanted a showcase of the future of supersoldiers
And in case that wasn't enough, he gave it the full suite of the experimental bio-processors that he was supposed to be showcasing
And also vastly improved its resilience. It laughed off capital-grade weaponry when we used the guns of Mama Brick in an attempt to expunge it.
So it's tough, it's smart, it's fast, and it haaaaates you~.
" Those last few words are said in an almost sing-song tone. Then the Dark Lord speaks up. "Unfortunately, we can't just make a "good twin" of it because it purged pretty much all the hard copies of the research in an excessively violent manner, killed all the people we had who knew how to reproduce it on hand, and forged a coroner's report stating that I died of autoerotic asphyxiation."
Teresa giggles. "I think the final death toll was around... a couple hundred, before we managed to contain it aboard Concordia, and shove Concordia to a far away place where we could find a way to put a stop to it for good without calling in outsiders, because those outsiders might get themselves killed in a greedy attempt to secure TITAN for themselves, and we'd get blamed for it.
So yeah, if TITAN says hi, don't go near it and call me. I will kick its ass for you. I've wanted a rematch for months now anyway."
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