Source: Ouray Base, Colorado Comm ID: Wing Leader Leo "Cobra" Matthews, Squadron Training Officer. Source: Edward Morris is no more!
Mornin', Chaps! As you may know, A few of us Xeno Alliance top-hat people had found out about an outcast Destroyer circling Ouray, so what the heck, we decided to blow it up!
Viper, Copperhead, and several others joined in the attack, but only three of us survived the explosion of the bloody thing. Its name was johns_Raider, learn it, hate it, destroy it.
Anyway, we heard that Edward Morris was comin' atus from about 40k due "west" from Ouray, so we (Bushmaster in an Eagle, Copperhead and I in our Taiidan Shoeboxes, although mine is -much- sexier with its shiny silver coat.)
We exchanged the usual pleasantries, opened fire, dropped his shield a few times, then I started takin' hits from his freakin' missiles! That little Lane hacker gunship is really a hard target when theres so many missiles flyin' about, your targetting system is trying to say "What the hell, man?" But anyway, He died veeeery simply! How simple? Well, Copperhead and I decided to punch his ticket with these shiney boomcannons we got. We dumbfired 'em while firin' our widows and alas! He went boom!
Thats all I can remember before I got drunk, sorry fellas.
Tune in another time!
*Transmission interrupted*
"Freelancer Alpha dash niner, this is Freeport 7 control, You are cleared for departure. Good luck out there."
Soldato Zavier Benitez, Benitez flight instructor.