La Marine Nationale Gauloise - Recruitment Centre

[Lanakov]

Communication to the applicant

Everett Fontaine,

The Marine Royale is pleased that a man of the Avant Garde has chosen to shed his vacuous existence in favour of the prestigious mantle of duty and discipline. While there may be a need for some retraining in that last area, the devotion to core Gallic values typically displayed by members of your... association will be a precious boon to our ranks, swelled out of necessity by a large amount of unwashed ruffians and scoundrels. You will be expected to impart your particular brand of patriotism and distinction to your new colleagues. And to the barbarous Sirian hordes, but that goes without saying.

A lot is expected of you, monsieur Fontaine. Fail us and you will fail your King. Succeed, maintain discipline, conduct yourself with virtue and honour... And you may just secure a title for yourself and your spawn, which we hope will be plentiful. You have been ACCEPTED into His majesty's navy. You will naturally be issued a rank worthy of your standing, and you will retain command of the Algérie once we are made certain that you can fit the many duties and responsibilities of an officer in the Marine Royale.

Honneur, Valeur, Patrie, Discipline.

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