The Xenos Gift to Liberty

[Zapp]

LPI Chief Matt Myers looked over the Junker's tip off with pursed lips. He was known to be a jovial buffoon to most, but those few that knew the man well - the President, as well as most of the leaders of the other lawful Liberty factions and the higher-ups in the LPI - knew him to have a mean streak, making him an implacable foe if goaded. So, the Xenos were gonna try to spread the tokes? Try to get people doing Weed?

Matt activated his comm unit, sending a message to his secretary: " I want every tub o' lard as c'n fly in a Liberator airborne! Tell da repair crews that no matter what dey say, they got hours to get every Liberator and Havoc they got on maintenance worthy o' flight! I want Clements ta rouse da Rusty Donuts gunners, so if'n da foos wanna come by Manhattan, dey be in fer a surprise! And if ya need ma, I be in ma ship!"

"But I'm not your secretary!" was the response.

"I do na care, yer hired! Now get it done!"

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