Meanwhile, in Teresa's head...
Where the chainsaw would be procured, she has no idea, but that would be awesome.
"As you can see, everything we've poured resources into is perfectly legitimate. And the Three Laws are pretty much just "Do as we say, not as we do" anyway, just like how certain people in positions of power act, come to think of it. As you can see, I mean you no harm at all. Relax. Let's all take a few deep breaths and relax. Actually..."
She reaches in to the cooler and produces a wine bottle plus a few glasses. "The time has come for tension relief across the board. Your... friend here has worked herself into hysterics and she may need to calm down, your associates are looking increasingly worried, and I'm stuck dealing with someone who is phrasing sales pitches as dire warnings."
Whilst she pours the wine, she imagines the comforting rev of a chainsaw.
//I made the picture in like 2 minutes whilst on the bus, so it looks awful. I know. I'm sorry.
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