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The League and You

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Due to certain unfortunate accusations* having been thrown at us by what we can only assume to be losers who will never really amount to much venting their jealousy, we're taking time out of our schedule to present to you, dear reader, proof of a complete lack of malfeasance on our part towards either any code of laws, or the common man those laws aim to protect.

• FACT: We have never kidnapped anyone to sell into slavery on Crete.
  
• FACT: All goods our ships carry are perfectly legal!**
  
• FACT: We follow the law.***
  
• FICTION: We fund or supply terrorist groups.****
  
• FICTION: We ARE a terrorist group in disguise
  
• FACT: We're far richer and more successful than those making the above accusations combined
  

On a cheerier note, the first Itinerant prototype's keel has been successfully been moved out of Freeport 12 to [REDACTED] and the last few nuts and bolts, among other things, will be screwed on in short order.

In an even cheerier note, peace with the Freeport 11 Zoners has been signed. After the rogue Order captain Vex Upsilon abused her position of trust to spread vicious lies to the poor innocent Administrator, relations were tense, but fortunately, a few members of our ever-vigilant***** Senior Staff were able to clear it up before [REDACTED]

This has been Brick Press, with your senior correspondent "Colossus". Thank you for tuning in this week.

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* Some of them almost even resemble something grounded in reality, though are still disastrously false
** Everywhere. No jokers with a line about "legality at the point of origin" here, thank you.
*** Though most laws are more often than not honored in the breach than the observance
**** For the sake of argument, governments with claimable legitimacy do not count as terrorist groups******
***** We're always watching.
***** If you don't like it, do the honorable thing and whine your ass off

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