Sender: Pepe "El Comisario" Ladron | Carrier: Corsair war channel | Encrypted: SI
This thing shooting on us
Respected Elders and capitanes of Mighty Armada...*nods unhappily*
This thing... this base... was shooting on us! We had a nice day, siesta was nice and long, burritos were almost fresh, but we had to do that patrol in Omega-55. Our sharpeyed scout, El Pink Flamenco, spotted some communist activity in Omega sector. He followed propaganda fliers trace and soon he revealed position of considerable Coalition forces. They started shooting from their revolutionary cannons on him, but he evaded their fire like a cat. Or was it a bird? Umm... a fish? *starts thinking and you almost hear gears screeking*
However, reinforcements came on time to save poor Pinky. In that glorious action I risked my own life, under heavy missile fire from revolutionary triggerhappy gunboat of theirs. Luckily, CNS-Banana's capitán Damian Galiano was almost not very drunk and managed to razor that threat. Our fleet destroyed two-three destroyers too, which is logical. I mean, why would they call them destroyers, si?
But what annoyed me there was that base of theirs. It was well hidden in orbit of planet Estergebirge and it shot at me secretly. That's my wife's privilege and hers only. Caramba, that base must burn! My fool report of its location follows.