Liberty's finest

[briambo]

LSF officer Drake Matthews lands on the station disgruntled with his superiors of the LSF. He sees a sign that says "LPI is recruiting now, do you have what it takes?!".

-Sure as hell I do!.

Drake walks to the LPI offices and sees a lovely secretary behind a desk, dunking a donut in a cup of coffee.

-Hello miss, I'm here to fill in the LPI recruitment form.

the woman gives him a sheet sheet of paper and a pen and tells him to sit at a free desk in the room to the right of her.

Drake walks into the room and sees several other people filling in the form. He also notices a rather large man ,that is supposed watch these people he thinks, but is sleeping behind his desk.

He goes to a free desk and starts filling out the test.


1. Do you like donuts?

You can never have enough donuts, that's what i say.

2. Do you like coffee?

Ah a good cup 'o joe, that always hits the spot.

3. Do you like paperwork?

I always try to make sure that there is no paperwork to be filled out.

4. Do you have any flight experience?

I was a cargo pilot before I joined the LSF, then I flew patrols with the LSF, with some combat involved.

5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?

If I get my coffee and donuts every day I'm happy, I can trade those with other police in the liberty system for real credits.

6. What hours do you expect/can you work?

I can try to work for some time other times i'll just eat some donuts

7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Liberator, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?

No, not really as long as I get my fair share of donuts.

8. Are you disgruntled?
With the LSF I am...so that's why I am trying to transfer to this unit.


He stands up puts the piece of paper quitley next to the sleeping man, who is drooling on some other volunteers application form, and walk out of the office.

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That man grunts so often in the place of formulating actual syllables, I could close my eyes and swear I was watching porn.