Orkney's like a party. But there's a catch: only guys with moustaches are invited. Ok, you grow a pair and you enter. But most dudes you see wear beards.
No big deal. All cool.
Then you notice you can't seat next to that cute girl cuz a guy with a beard is all over her already. Ok... get a beer and chill around. Ooops... that dude with a nasty tattoo got last bottle already. And he wears... a beard.
That's le main issue here: dudes with beards get what they came for. Guys with moustaches feel that even girls on this party will soon have beards too. Not to mention le beer.