Do you honestly expect 'reformed' pirates and smugglers to have serious ship names?
But we've consulted with the pilot of the Party Party Party and he's chosen to instead go with Shut Up and Dance.
Edit: It's been brought to my attention that my avatar makes this seem more hostile than necessary. But I like the avatar so I'm keeping it. Really, though, imagine if LR- managed to get pardoned and go legit back in the day. I doubt they'd stop flying ships like I Blame Your Mother.
The other reason for this edit is that my in-game activity over the next week may be spotty due to a literal week of storms. Hopefully that forecast changes, but I may be largely limited to forum work.