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A man walks into a Cheverolet dealership and buys a brand new Corvette. As he's driving it home, he decides to see what it will do. He goes faster...and faster...and faster, pegging the speedometer. He loses control and wraps it around a tree.
As he wakes up in the hospital, the doctor is looking over him. She say, "Welcome back. I have bad news and I have good news."
"OK," says the man, "what's the bad news."
The doctor answers, "Well, the steering column came up through the floor and ripped your pecker off."
The man is upset. "Ok, so what's the good news?"
She answers, "We've had some success experimenting in prosthetics using baby elephant tusks with some success so it's an option for you."
The man agrees and the procedure is done.
Some time later, he's having a dinner date. While him and his date are having dinner in a fine restaurant, the tusk comes out from under the table, takes a dinner roll and goes back under the table. The man then adjusts himself and tries continuing with the date.
"What was that?" his date asks. He proceeds to explain what happened.
"That was pretty spectacular," she replies, "can you do it again?"
"I'd rather not," he replies, "I don't think my ass can take another dinner roll."
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