Even though I laughed quite a bit at this, I would like to suggest:
a. considering submitting parts of it to the appropriate authorities for rule violations
b. blotting out the guy's i.d. - its not fair to hold someone, regardless of how inane or ignorant he or she is, to public ridicule, however well deserved AND
c. preserving this as a lesson in how NOT to play on the RP server. You could sell tickets.