La Marine Nationale Gauloise - Recruitment Centre

[Lanakov]

Communication to the applicants

Mia Antoinette,

We have been made aware of your... Sulfurous past. You've endured significant challenges already for one so young, and could have drifted to the obscure part countless times... And yet you did not. You held the moral high ground despite considerable adversity, and now you come before us. It seems only natural to ACCEPT your application. The hard part's over : you'll need to perform more valiant acts, perhaps even desperate and not always easy, but it will all be in service to the greatest cause there is. Your life begins now. Welcome to the ranks, Quartier-maître Antoinette.


Fronz Degrotte,

We regret to inform you that we weren't sure what to make of your application. We fear that your mental... degradations, certainly owing to your... Extended stay in a cryo-pod... No, really, we can't find a way around this. We have to REJECT your application, and suggest that you consult with a physician at your convenience.


Honneur, Patrie, Valeur, Discipline.

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