Liberty's finest

[Le'Futile]

Jack Wilson walked into the office. Wow....ive finally decided to apply He entered to see a large man sitting behind a desk. The man shoved a paper at him. It was titled "LPI Entrance Exam."

"So i need to fill this here paper out?"

The man nodded

Jack sat down and started to work

1. Do you like donuts?
You Betcha, of course i do, im part Canadian
2. Do you like coffee?
Yep, but donuts are better
3. Do you like paperwork?
NAW, but ill do it if i have to....if you give me a box of donuts
4. Do you have any flight experience?
Yep, former navy pilot
5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?
Does i have to answer that eh, wait GIMME MAH DONUT, and i will be fine
6. What hours do you expect/can you work?
gimme a box o' donuts and ill work whenever
7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Liberator, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?
Naw, i will uphold the law o'Liberty, God and Chuck Norris with ma whole heart....I WANNA DONUT
8. Are you disgruntled?
Naw, unless i dont have ma daily box o' donuts

Jack dropped the paper on the desk
"Done"
he sat back and waited for a response
Just before doing that, he handed a set of papers to the man.
"This would be my biography http://discoverygc.com/forums/index.php?sh...try273994"

Bagh corrupted post, some those offering donuts work with pirates and Xenos, whom can you really trust..