I'm not even gonna bother saying it. You all know what I'd put here so just pretend I wasted my time throwing together some witty insults and substitutions for swears in an elongated rant with at least 3 words bolded.
Just be aware: factions have been denied officialdom before based on there being too many on the ID. I'd be surprised if that didn't happen again here. Your energy would honestly be better spent elsewhere.
[ sci·am·ach ]
/sīˈamək/
A simple, angry man casually working his way through life on a personal quest to acquire copious amounts of street cred.