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BREAKING NEWS: New Hampshire To Implode

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The star of the New Hampshire System, according to telemetry from our colony on Planet Colebrook, is in a state of instability brought on by as of yet anomalous stellar activity. Projected time until collapse: Four months, maybe less.

This is a general advisory to everyone with something they would miss in New Hampshire: Get out. Now.

Planetary evacuation procedures for League colonists are currently underway at Port Joseph Smith.

This has been Brick Press, with your senior correspondent "Colossus". Thank you for tuning in this week.

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