Commissar de Grasse's recruitment office
Zvezdny Gorodok, New Moscow
The Commissar was again in the recruitment office, checking the latest aspirant muppet's application - a certain Valeriya Pokryshkin - which was called inside the Commissar's office.
"Applicant Pokryshkin, step in into the office. Right now."
As the muppet entered the room, Michel gestured her to close the heavy door behind him. He raised up from his chair, straightened up his clothes as always. The Commissar squared the applicant top-to-bottom before speaking.
"I commend you for arriving this far, muppet. Few of you willing to join the glorious Sirius Coalition Revolutionary Army make it this far, and even fewer beyond my own judgement. I've analyzed and reviewed your application, and while your singing and musical skills might be unused among our ranks, you seem like a valid applicant, oui. Your combat skills might be low, but we'll shape you up in due time. Consider yourself accepted, Junior Lieutenant. Get yourself geared up très rapidement, then you'll be debriefed. Don't waste time."
The Commissar went back to sit on its chair, once more squaring the applicant, which was about to head out.
"Bring glory to the Motherland, comrade, and do not be led astray by the capitalist pigs...and if that happens, I'll be there to serve you the People's justice. Now get out!"
