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BREAKING NEWS: Pandemic

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In the wake of recent events, infections have gone up.

The dreaded rhinovirus, which causes a rhinoceros to burst out of one's nose after up to three days of coughing and sneezing, was spread my one Tyson "Tay" Jemaia, an "Infected Outcasts Scout", who in a desperate attempt to warn us off addressed his ramblings to all of Sirius. Let his sacrifice not be in vain. If you see someone cough, don't go near them or you may be impaled by the rhinoceros that is about to burst out.

This has been Brick Press, with your senior correspondent "Colossus". Thank you for tuning in this week.

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