Xeno Alliance communications (iRP) (FO)

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welcome to Windowss 9040 communication set up.
if you would like to try and connect a network, please try atleast 100 baseless methods and supersticious acts in a vain hope you can get this program to work. Then consult the user guide.
Then repeat. if you fail to connect we blame your ship.

/run admin comms.exe
.Sucess
/connect Xenos
.attempting to connect.
.re-attempting
.connection failed
/connect xenos alliance
.attempting to connect..
.Connection astablished.
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*Decrypting*

User: Khaine Ine
Location:Huston/texas
Priority: Low/Medium

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*Secure comms*

Hey, is this thing working. bahhh this better reach you guys.
i recived word from a xeno opprative that you where accepting me amongst your ranks. upon hearing this, ive jacked this here ship. the late Huntsville security officer who owned it had some niffty gadgets installed.

one of which is this damn forsaken comunication array. windows pfftt

anyway im about to launch and see if i can leave this planet un noticed. i aint goin back to huntsville!
I'm settin a route to colorado. please send a broadcast that i aint no scumbag lawfull!
the ships serial number is A-1157-2450.

im praying you get this message before i get there or im gonna get ghosted!
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*connection lost*

If you would like to re-establish a connection please keep dreaming.
the fairy frekin god mother will get to you as soon as she can.