Radio Free Cadiz, now once a week.

[Gentle]

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Is this thing switched on Miguel? *TAP TAP TAP* OH! am I. They can hear me now? *Burp* HAR HAR HAR AMEEEEEEGOS this is Gentle the Warlord of the OPG. Raise the Jolly roger for Pirate radio and let the world hear of our glory. I would like to announce my newest marriage to the daughter of the great Manuel Picolo Hernandez. Julia is to be my 23rd wife and will be joiing the Harem of ladies at Crete. As always once I have performed my conjugal rites Julia will be performing her duties entertaining those of you who are without wives of your own at a very reasonable price. As you know all of my wives are vicious sadistic killers so dont try to cheat them of their due moneys and payments because I guarantee they will have the skin from your backs. *SMACK" OW! and she says that if you dont get a wash your not getting any so make sure you use the harems baths first *SMACK* No dear I havent forgotten to tell them how beautifull you are I was coming to that next. In honour of my newest wife joiing my family I have decreed that we name the beautfull anomaly that has recently been seen Julia's Star in that it is small, bright and incredibly powerull....Is that alright my sweet? Ok miguel im done ive got to go and take care of my wife now amigo........*Transmission is cut*

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The Madness of the Pirate King