The voice of the admiral startled Megaera, who was explaining the workings of a Rheinland handgun to Mi. The gun went off and missed Mi's head by only a small amount. The bullet buried itself into the metal plating of the ceiling. Megaera quickly pushed the gun into Mi's hands and sprinted to the monitor.
"This is Empress Megaera speaking."
She smiled at Golly.
"Hi Golly!"
She waves dramaticly at the camera.
"I am on Gaia with Minami Mi, after I nuked her out of the sky. We are here to gather flowers, but encountered some heretical dino shrimps and one of them stabbed my shoulder. The injuries Mi sustained are my fault and her ship will not fly anymore, so we buried it into the sand! That is a really cute dog, can I pet it?"
She looked at back Mi, who was observing quietly
"Wait let me start over.
Big Bear, This Jealous Snake and Lusty Fox reporting from the western sector of the Megaerian Empire. Your mission, should you accept, is to listen to this message without hanging up the phone. Agent Fox has been hit by an unknown explosive device that came out of nowhere and crashlanded on this hostile planet full of heretical creatures that call themselves the dinosaur shrimps. We investigate this planet to uncover a rumor that might indicate the presence of very good tea. So far we encountered heavily armed resistance. We might require extraction at the end of our mission, since half my fleet has been wiped out by a planet eating monster."
