*Establishing uplink*
**Generating encryption**
***Relay off nearest heavenly body established***
^Transmitting^
Greetings fellow agents. Ash Falthion of the Science Division here. I realize I have been out of communication for some time, and this transmission does not have standard headings or protocols. I apologize for that - if someone could please bring me back into the loop and toss them my way, I would be most grateful.
I spoke with Agent Daniels of task force 141, and was relatively brought back up to speed as to goings on. I also encountered a group working to reclaim a lost member by disrupting a convoy of the KNF. Unfortunately they couldn't make use of me due to my being out of the loop for so long, but they informed me of the current situation, and for that I am thankful.
The problem I bring to you all is thus: Someone by the callsign of: [color=#FF0000]IM_Kratos hailed me out of the blue, asking: 'commander, can you please help me with 1-2 order missions?'
I encrypted my transmissions and asked the individual what they meant by this. They responded: 'I am wanting to join the order, and am unable to buy friendship and cannot do missions with them. Will you help me?'
I grew immediately suspicious with the phrase 'buy friendship'. I inquired further and told them that their transmissions were not making any sense; I received several single word responses back from them that further devolved from sanity. I am unsure if the individual is suffering from'lawl syndrome' or is a mercenary spy trying to infiltrate us. At any rate, I told them that they should seek out the Zoners and work to help them in the Omicrons if they want to help out here. I stated that if the Zoners feel - after a time - that this individual is trustworthy, then perhaps they would be contacted by a power higher than themselves. Just before breaking transmission, the individual stated: 'all is for the nomad guns on omicron 100'.
I had about had it at this point. I asked: 'You seek alien weaponry, and that is all? I am sorry, we cannot help you. Goodbye.'
Most likely 'lawl syndrome' then. Another soul lost.
Cheers, luck, and good flying all.
Falthion - back to the cause, signing off for now.
