Liberty's finest

[Cyro]

A very slim and tall young man just steps in the office. Harry Tailor has always been very nervous but clever guy... He actually made through some good education. Very unusual that he's here.. Well, anyways.
He spots the fat man with a donut sleeping at the table. Very nervous he tries to wake him up: "Eeerr, mister, could you wake up please?... Mister?" After a few seconds he knows what to do and shouts: "Free donuts!"

Officer falls out of the chair and wakes up shouting: "Wha... Where? Donuts?" After a few seconds of confusion he spots the high figure before him and asks: "Is that you, Colonel? I've been just doing all the paperwork, you know..."
"No, sir, I'm Harry Tailor and I'm here..."
"For the job. Yeah I get it... Just fill out the paper"
"Ok..."

Carefully he reads the test and gets confused already by the first question... After the third question he gets the catch and starts to fill out the test a little bit lighter...

1. Do you like donuts?
Well... yeah hypothetically...
2. Do you like coffee?
Yeah, sure.
3. Do you like paperwork?
[Ahhh... I get it...] Honestly, does anybody like it?
4. Do you have any flight experience?
I've got to fly?! But I'm no bird!
5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?
Not much, I just want to get enough to buy enough power to turn on a Manhattan Self-destruct machine...
6. What hours do you expect/can you work?
<strike>When I'm not betraying LPI with Lane Hackers. </strike>When I've got enough time.
7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Liberator, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?
Nothing, if the ejection seats aren't working.
8. Are you disgruntled?
Always when i can't accomplish something. <strike>Or when I'm looking at a jerk like you.</strike>

"So this is it?"
"Yeah, just burn the paper, I'll send you a mail and tell you if you're in. What's your name? Harry Tailor? Ok, goodbye... Wait. Harry, get here closer and tell me one thing."
"Yes, sir?"
The officer lowers his voice and starts: "When you came in did somebody shout: Free donuts?"
"Errr, well sir, errr... no."
"Ok, goodbye", he says with his mouth already full of donuts.
"Goodbye."

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I wrote a really funny FL story, but it disappeared when the old forum went away. So, no lulz for you today.