Bounty Hunter's Guild Rollcall

[Dashiell]

Right gents.

The Guild has welcomed many new members lately. Many more are joining than we are losing due to stuff like death, abduction (in that order) and so on.

Last night a man entered my office. He said 'hello Damian, old bean', walked into my bathroom and took the biggest crap I have ever seen. And I work with Bounty Hunters so I know my crap. After he left me that inhumanly big lump of organic waste, it hit me like a slippery fish: I had no idea who the bugger was.

So, I want to know who you are, what ships you are flying, what underwear you are wearing. The lot. Faillure to comply will result in loss of official Guild toiletpaper and underwear. And you may get into an... accident.

Now let's here it gents.

Damian Damoclass

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