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[Pepe]

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Carrier ID: Pepe "El Comisario" Ladron | Carrier: Corsair secret routine| Description: Mucho nice combat report

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Mucho nice combat report

Hola senores Elders and other hermanos. *nods*

I'm back to el head of our glorious police forces. My trip to deep desert was a big success and I even managed to lose many pounds of my famous fat. Desert tribes welcomed me very well and we shared their food, which is greatest honor with sand people. They were making awesome spicy fire-lizards soup every day and we shared it like brothers. Only issue was about my spoon, but they were assuring me it was a spoon for special guests like me.

Glorious Tuareg Spoon of Honor

So, with me back, we had a battle and we won. We demolished all their grande capital ships and just one Apostatas gunboat escaped, or rather got bored and went away. We lost just one cruiser and some snubs. Oh, in one moment I noticed our cruiser's crew were chanting DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA when shooting from fully automatic weaponry. Seems that they took that ill habit from certain Bretonian forces, being cursed to spend mucho time with them in western Omegas.

Oh, si si. Report. There: *loading report up*

That's me gloriously solving our first problem: Apostatas nasty cruiser





There's me again, bravely removing Coalition gunboat





And finally, my mighty Escopeta solves their last Coalition cruiser to el oblivion.





CNS-Bahama gunners were also chanting DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA while shooting, but it's ok... Missing their supply of eyeglasses was bigger problem for me, caramba! And after leaving the battle in my escape pod, I really wondered what did senor Machete mean with his comment?

That would be all for my report showing my top bravery, gracias. *nods, while pressing a button with his hairy macho hand to end comm. Button cracked with sadness*

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