La Marine Nationale Gauloise - Recruitment Centre

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Marine Royale Gauloise Application Form

General Information This document, once signed and given to the local centre, will be processed within 14 days of receipt. Regardless of the outcome, you will receive a notification about the results of your application. The information that you will provide in this document is not to be disclosed to any other party. Please answer the questions accurately and truthfully. An outside party is not allowed to view, assist in writing or otherwise interact or interfere with this form. Applicant Name: Frank Haggard Applicant Gender: <Homme (male)/Femme (female)> Applicant Age: <42 Years / 784 A.S.> Health Please fill this form with complete honesty and with the help of your doctor. Applicant Height: <5'11"> The applicant :(underline the correct): Smokes: Yes / Occasionnally / No Remarks : Seven Puerto-Rican Cigars, rolled on the thighs of corsair women, per day Drinks: Yes / Occasionnally / No Remarks : One case of rheinbier and one bottle of Coalition Vodka per day Takes or has taken drugs: Yes / Occasionnally / No Remarks : Cardamine, Cardamine, Everybody wants Cardamine. Does sports: Yes / Occasionnally / No Remarks : Does punt the slave count as a sport? Has had sexual intercourse in the past year : Yes, with one partner / Yes, with more than one partner / No Remarks : President Jacobi, the Queen of Bretonia, a Gaian Harlot, Three questionably legal outcast girls (at once), Fifteen Golden Chrysanthemum entertainers, A Liberty Admiral, thirty-five slave girls, and one funky rheinland dominatrix with glowing eyes. In the past year. If the past year means the past 6 months. General observations from the doctor: Good health / Average health / Terrible health (underline the correct) Comments : Never in the history of the Kingdom of Gallia have I seen someone with so many addictions, vices, depravity, and sexually transmitted conditions as this patient. I'm submitting myself for memory wipe before I can feasibly return to my medical duties. Applicant Description Biography: Bio-what? Lookie 'ere, I's born a junker, and a junker's gotta make a livin' y'hear? I been all o'er this here sector an' dun erry typa jerb y'can think of. Seems fittin' I try mah greasy ol 'ands at shootin' me sum "pez ants" as ye call 'em. Motivations: Dinna I just do 'at? Skills: Smokin', Drinkin', Sex'in, Fixin' stuff up, Breakin' stuff down, Findin' stuff to fix up 'er break down, an' app-errantly gettin' denied on all me applications! Questionnaire On a scale to ten, how would you rate your piloting ability?: Uh... scratched paint / 10 Describe the Kingdom's primary enemies: Pez-Ants While on patrol, you encounter a small wing of Council fighters. They spot you, and begin threatening your life unless you disable your craft and surrender to their cause. You are outgunned and the nearest friendly patrol that would bring the tide to your favour is ten minutes away from you. What will you do?: Is they got a smokin' hawt chica flyin' one o' them there fighters? Mah powers of seduction'll win any girl o'er. During one of your flights, you encounter an escape pod or a malfunctioning ship. The person inside is speaking in Sirian tongue and is asking for immediate help. If you wait any longer, the pilot will perish horribly. What will you do?: Wait longer, then check 'is pockets fer loose credits. Joining the Marine Royale Gauloise means you will fight for your King and your people, but also for core Gallic values. Here is a list of values ; underline THREE of them that you think belong to core Gallic values, and explain your choice. <HONOUR / FREEDOM / EDUCATION / DEMOCRACY / MERIT / WEALTH / DISCIPLINE / VALOUR / EQUALITY / STRENGTH BOOZE / WOMEN> Why those (one sentence per value is enough) : eh, other ones sounded pretty boring Which is your favourite : I am a fan of the women, yes sirree What is your Discord ID and timezone ?: I aint part o' them TAZ folks, ain't no discordian 'ere Will you always remain rational and calm, follow orders, even if the situation could not be worse?: well, when ye 'it rock bottom, only way left is up, but I ain't usually too calm at that point. Take a sniff'a cardi and balls-to-the-walls outta that sitiuation, mah pops'd always say

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