BHG - Ship for sale

[Athenian]

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--CommID: Smith & Wesson Attorneys at Law--
-Location: Houston, Texas-

You "found" it?

Laugh? We nearly brought a class-action law-suit for reckless use of a human brain!

Next thing you'll be saying you "found" an Assault Battlecruiser, you disingenuous moron.

Threaten our client with legal action again and we'll have you in the Huntsville faster than you can say "Please don't rape me, giant and unwashed shank-wielding cell-mate of mine."

"Goodness of your heart"? Sounds like vigilantism. Better get yourself a balaclava and a baseball bat then. The use of gunships for the purposes of privately contracted law enforcement is prohibited in Liberty last time we looked.

We will in turn be bringing legal action against you for criminal wasting of time and the use of outdated narratives in pointless and unnecessary legal communications.

Having said that, maybe we can locate an interested buyer, as that would avoid the unpleasant business of having to remove your charred corpse from the ship when we reclaim it.

Signed,

Smith
Wesson

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