Pearl old thing, I feel sort of honoured that the first official words from you are a threat
to us lowly traders. Nice to see another face here. Even if it will bring a tear to the
brokers eye. Though I believe pirate attacks are now excluded from claims.
No chance of bribery then.
On the subject of pirates. I have an old reprobate hanging round the office at the mo ...
Need a wingman? Not to shabby when hes sober. Have to move him on. Gainful employment
and all that. Needs to learn a trade from the best.
PUPILAGE ENDS:
Some say he is a proud member of: "The most paranoid group of people in the Community."