Kaiserliche Polizei Rheinland Message Dump

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PRIORITY: Low
ENCRYPTION: High
IDENTIFICATION: Kadett Karl Hoffmann
RECIPIENT: Bundespolizeidirektion
SOURCE: Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet Neu Berlin
SUBJECT: Emergency Response 21.04.826

Guten Abend,

Wachtmeisterin Karlsohn and myself responded to an emergency call for aid from the Rheinland Military. Two Hessians "John_Wick" and "Jack_Blackwoods" were spotted in orbit of Planet Neu Berlin. We attempted to arrest the terrorists, but they immediately opened fire on us as we came into range. Wachtmeisterin Karlsohn destroyed one target as the other crashed his craft into Potsdam to avoid my justice.

Once that situation was settled. "Omer.Darche", who I have mentioned in a previous report, gave us vital information regarding a Hessian cruiser near Dortmund Station. We immediately joined up with a Military Battlegroup and proceeded to Dortmund where the Cruiser was still hanging around. The Military was fired upon almost immediately forcing Wachtmeisterin Karlsohn and myself to return fire in the defense of honorable Military pilotens. I am pleased to report the Cruiser was destroyed and Rheinland forces suffered zero casualties.

The relevant logs are attached below.

Hochachtungsvoll,

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[21.04.2019 17:38:20] RFP|BP.Kad-K.Hoffmann: A Hessian
[21.04.2019 17:39:04] RFP|BP.Kad-K.Hoffmann: Hold it Hessians
[21.04.2019 17:39:09] Jack_Blackwoods: PREAPER TO FIGHT MY FRUEND IT GONNA BE EASY TO FIGHT
[21.04.2019 17:39:25] RFP|BP.Kad-Z.Karlsohn: Surrender at once, Hessians
[21.04.2019 17:39:29] Jack_Blackwoods: NEVER
[21.04.2019 17:39:32] Jack_Blackwoods: ATTACK
[21.04.2019 17:39:35] RFP|BP.Kad-K.Hoffmann: Surrender and you will be given proper justice
[21.04.2019 17:39:39] RFP|BP.Kad-Z.Karlsohn: *sighs*...
[21.04.2019 17:39:43] John_Wick: Woo hoooo
[21.04.2019 17:40:27] [RM]Hoellenfeuer: What is this?
[21.04.2019 17:40:28] Jack_Blackwoods: RUN!
[21.04.2019 17:40:36] [RM]Hoellenfeuer: You must be crazy.
[21.04.2019 17:40:50] Death: John_Wick was put out of action by RFP|BP.Kad-Z.Karlsohn (Gun).
[21.04.2019 17:40:50] [RM]Hoellenfeuer: This is Reinhold Kreuzer der Rheinwehr, moving in!
[21.04.2019 17:41:12] [RM]Hoellenfeuer: Feuer!
[21.04.2019 17:41:15] Death: Jack_Blackwoods suffered a self-inflicted catastrophic decompression.

[21.04.2019 17:49:40] Omer.Darche: "Hey. Uh."
[21.04.2019 17:49:48] Omer.Darche: "There's a Hessian cruiser. Down the lane."
[21.04.2019 17:50:05] RFP|BP.Zeta-63: Z: Where exactly?
[21.04.2019 17:50:08] [RM]RWK-Elbe: Kreuzer: What?
[21.04.2019 17:50:21] [RM]RWK-Elbe: Kreuzer: Guide us.
[21.04.2019 17:50:24] RFP|BP.Zeta-63: Z: Freelancer, stop
[21.04.2019 17:51:18] [RM]Wolfenstein: 'Tag... Please cut you engines and come to a complete stop.
[21.04.2019 17:51:36] Omer.Darche: "As told. It tried to cut my lane."
[21.04.2019 17:51:43] [RM]RWK-Elbe: Kreuzer: Unknown vessel on the scanners.
[21.04.2019 17:51:49] RFP|BP.Zeta-63: Z: Hummm...
[21.04.2019 17:51:54] [RM]RWK-Elbe: Kreuzer: An alle, Gefechtsstationen!
[21.04.2019 17:51:57] RFP|BP.Zeta-63: Z: Here you go, big guns.
[21.04.2019 17:52:11] [RM]RWK-Elbe: Kreuzer: Our men are under fire.
[21.04.2019 17:52:12] RFP|BP.Kad-K.Hoffmann: It's hostile! Weapons hot
[21.04.2019 17:52:18] [RM]RWK-Elbe: Kreuzer: an alle, Feuer!
[21.04.2019 17:52:21] RFP|BP.Zeta-63: Z: Forward!
[21.04.2019 17:52:42] Omer.Darche: "I'm reading heavy armour. Careful."
[21.04.2019 17:53:49] [RM]RWK-Elbe: Kreuzer: You shouldve not come.
[21.04.2019 17:54:13] Death: Arryxa was put out of action by [RM]RWK-Elbe (Missile/Torpedo).
[21.04.2019 17:54:19] [RM]RWK-Elbe: Kreuzer: Target down.
[21.04.2019 17:54:25] [RM]RWK-Elbe: Kreuzer: I repeat, target down!
[21.04.2019 17:54:27] RFP|BP.Zeta-63: K: Good job.
[21.04.2019 17:54:28] RFP|BP.Kad-K.Hoffmann: Reading one target eliminated
[21.04.2019 17:54:35] Omer.Darche: "Swift work, as always."
[21.04.2019 17:54:38] RFP|BP.Zeta-63: K: But still sad.
[21.04.2019 17:54:57] RFP|BP.Zeta-63: Z: Herr Darche, thank you for your help
[21.04.2019 17:55:11] Omer.Darche: "Uhuh. Anytime."

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