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---------------Welcome, Arbeiter ---------------

Terms of use

This message is highly encrypted using syndicliga proprietary encryption cryptography through intranet-publicneralink drops and are functionally untracable if no sender address is given. Abuse of Intranet functionality commands community service punishments as listed in regulation five three seven gamma six. security is assumed. Any deliberate or otherwise location triangulation method successfully employed against anonymous transmissions will receive either a one billion credit reward or immediate incarceration dependent upon disclosure and motive. The revanchist council requests that Arbeiters do not squander valuable neuralnet bandwith on the consumption of CNS articles, adult content, or gambling, and advise that the relevant arbeiters employ public terminals for such use, rather than the secure line. Communal enforcement may differ between Reichsarbeitergesellschaft der Alsterian and Landwirtrechbewegung cells. Consult your admin for technical support or contact your resident Neural Technology Help Specialist at www.totallypacifica@notAHacker.net. The Union reminds Arbeiters that "trolling" is not an acceptable standard of political debate, unless aimed at capitalists, fascists, militarists, etc, who lack the neurological prerequisites to engage in such discourse. Southern Unioners are encouraged to remember that the average Unioner's literary age is roughly analogous to a twelve year old on PCP, and are encouraged to avoid engaging in difficult subjects, and are suggested to stick to familiar subjects, such as the market value of cardamine, bundschuh-based footwear puns, and the general terrible quality of life aboard wedel mining station.

Have a glorious day, Comrade user. - Unity, your resident Neuralnet VI.

G.Riehl

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Ridrrs

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To: Unioners.
From: Enough with cashing fascist money.
Subject: Wierd Auxesian Gauls.

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“'There's some Gaul on spring break called Mister douche, according to the universal translator. < citation required> Probably another scum-scuzz scrapped of the bottom of the Sirian food bin that drank the Auxesian cool-aid till it poisoned him and turned him into another racist zombie, blathering about, ranting and raving about how his genetics make his manhood look big in fascist, tight, one hundred percent vegan, black leather."


"Watch out for this joker."

"The GMG is out in force. Unsuprising given they want their mitts on Saigon."

"Fly in numbers when entering the Sigmas. Expect to use the SAR."

"We've got fresh data on the Vierlande repairs. We're slowly getting to the point where the radars are coming back operational. Yay for us. We might be able to functionally detect something beyond the basic joe-average LIDAR sensor grid."

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The birdclock croaked when it saw the sun, tethered to a spring.
G.Riehl.
Esprit wings.

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