Kaiserliche Polizei Rheinland Message Dump

[Skeptic Jester]

PRIORITY: Low
ENCRYPTION: High
IDENTIFICATION: Wachtmeister Karl Hoffmann
RECIPIENT: Bundespolizeidirektion
SOURCE: Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet Neu Berlin
SUBJECT: Patrol Report 28.04.826

Guten Abend,

I began today's patrol around Planet Neu Berlin. Almost immediately, I ecountered a Zoner Nephilim that violated the Neu Berlin Orbital Defense Grid. I ordered the ship to stop to no avail and I was surprised when two more Zoner Warships appeared on radar. Attempts to communicate with the vessels were largely unsuccessful as the Kapitans of the ships either didn't understand me, or simply did not care about what I had to say. They continued to ignore simple commands and refused to comply with my lawful orders. Being in a Fighter class ship, I had no choice but to follow the ships and hope that their intended destination was outside our borders. Eventually the ships left through the Hudson Gate, but not before violating various and showing blatant disregard for law enforcement by ramming my vessel at multiple instances.

The relevant logs are attached below.

Hochachtungsvoll,

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[28.04.2019 23:57:20] RFP|BP.Wach-K.Hoffmann: What the!
[28.04.2019 23:57:37] RFP|BP.Wach-K.Hoffmann: Cut your engines Zoner
[28.04.2019 23:58:21] RFP|BP.Wach-K.Hoffmann: Why did you bring a warship into the heart of New Berlin?!
[28.04.2019 23:58:34] ThC_Lee.Blair: This is not a warship
[28.04.2019 23:59:02] RFP|BP.Wach-K.Hoffmann: It is classified as a warship by the Rheinland Government
[28.04.2019 23:59:52] RFP|BP.Wach-K.Hoffmann: You must leave Rheinland space immediately
[29.04.2019 00:00:09] ThC_ManiaC: howdy
[29.04.2019 00:01:00] RFP|BP.Wach-K.Hoffmann: Can you not hear?
[29.04.2019 00:01:07] ThC_ManiaC: hey dude, you destroyed the gate man
[29.04.2019 00:01:16] RFP|BP.Wach-K.Hoffmann: Are you going to leave Rheinland space?
[29.04.2019 00:01:30] ThC_ManiaC: looks like were stuck in this place man
[29.04.2019 00:01:42] ThC_Lee.Blair: Sir, you obligerated the gate
[29.04.2019 00:02:00] ThC_ManiaC: sorry man
[29.04.2019 00:02:12] RFP|BP.Wach-K.Hoffmann: Are you going to leave Rheinland?
[29.04.2019 00:02:26] ThC_ManiaC: i take the next gate
[29.04.2019 00:03:16] Attention! Stand clear. Towing ThC_Lee.Blair
[29.04.2019 00:03:18] RFP|BP.Wach-K.Hoffmann: Zoner Warship. What is your intended destination?
[29.04.2019 00:04:55] RFP|BP.Wach-K.Hoffmann: I demand an answer!
[29.04.2019 00:05:10] ThC_Lee.Blair: Oh, we don't know yet
[29.04.2019 00:05:35] RFP|BP.Wach-K.Hoffmann: No. You will leave or your ships will be destroyed when the Military arrives
[29.04.2019 00:06:25] ThC_Lee.Blair: Don't worry, we have no harmful intents
[29.04.2019 00:07:14] RFP|BP.Wach-K.Hoffmann: You are in violation of multiple laws. You will leave immediately or you will be fired upon
[29.04.2019 00:08:04] ThC_Lee.Blair: We don't know about your laws, but as I said, we have no harmful intents
[29.04.2019 00:08:55] ThC_Lee.Blair: Sir, would you please stop, you are putting yourself in our way
[29.04.2019 00:09:09] ThC_Miagi: howdy
[29.04.2019 00:09:39] ThC_Miagi: whats the prob buddy
[29.04.2019 00:11:19] RFP|BP.Wach-K.Hoffmann: I will give you one last chance. Leave or you will be fired upon.
[29.04.2019 00:13:58] ThC_Lee.Blair: Be careful, not that you crush against our hull
[29.04.2019 00:16:14] RFP|BP.Wach-K.Hoffmann: Be sure to know that you will not be welcomed in Rheinland again. Should you return the Polizei will not be as forgiving
[29.04.2019 00:16:24] ThC_Lee.Blair: Oh didn
[29.04.2019 00:16:36] ThC_Miagi: i like it in rheinland, nice stars
[29.04.2019 00:16:45] ThC_Lee.Blair: it is beautiful, indeed
[29.04.2019 00:17:04] ThC_ManiaC: really nice view, will come back surely dude!
[29.04.2019 00:17:10] ThC_Miagi: wondurfull peace around here 'higs*
[29.04.2019 00:17:24] RFP|BP.Wach-K.Hoffmann: You will be destroyed if you return
[29.04.2019 00:17:41] ThC_Lee.Blair: *staring at the amazing occer blue brown nebula from the cockpit*
[29.04.2019 00:17:59] ThC_Miagi: *takeasipofcoke*
[29.04.2019 00:18:01] RFP|BP.Wach-K.Hoffmann: Are you Zoners brain dead?
[29.04.2019 00:18:18] ThC_Lee.Blair: What do you mean? Are you braindead?
[29.04.2019 00:18:20] ThC_ManiaC: people are funny around rheinland too
[29.04.2019 00:18:28] ThC_Miagi: nice people here
[29.04.2019 00:18:34] ThC_Lee.Blair: very nice people ...
[29.04.2019 00:18:43] ThC_ManiaC: see ya
[29.04.2019 00:18:49] ThC_Miagi: have a good flight angry reihnlandman
[29.04.2019 00:19:05] RFP|BP.Wach-K.Hoffmann: You will find we aren't that nice. This encounter will be forwarded to the Rheinwher

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K. Hoffmann
Polizei Wachtmeister Karl Hoffmann
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