Synth Foods, Incorporated -- Product Catalogue

[Synth Foods Corporate]

---

Catalogue: Foodstuffs

The crew of the LNS Faith of the Heart enjoying Synth SERP products during a training exercise.

For many, the home and core of Synth Foods is not the gargantuan biodomes which give life to those intrepid explorers in deep space, nor the crops that dot the fields of Stuttgart and Los Angeles. No, the true core of Synth Foods is the food that we put on every table, from Bretonia to Rheinland, rich to poor. Our mission is the service of all those who would call themselves our customers, although we prefer to call them our esteemed guests at the world's largest dinner table. And, as many a restauranteur would suggest, you can provide no better service than a belly full of good eats.

While the true product catalogue of Synth Foods is simply staggering, we hope that these categories define the broad strokes of what choices you have in what ends up on the dinner table. Without further ado,

Synth Paste

» Market availability: Sirius-Wide; produced primarily at our Stuttgart location
» Customer Satisfaction Rating ≈ 86.29%
» MSRP per unit: 49 S.C.


Synth Paste is Synth Foods' premiere foodstuff, first developed as the product of Synthcrop in response to the great California Drought as an emergency ration to stabilize the famine situation. However, after traditional agriculture recovered, our market research discovered that the vast majority of citizens of Los Angeles who had accepted food-related aid from Synth Foods, Inc., had remained active purchasers of the product even after traditional foodstuffs returned to the market. The reasoning, in retrospect, is simple - this cheap and affordable product is shown to be as tasty and fulfilling as traditional foods, while also meeting 100% of daily nutritional recommendations. Customer satisfaction has only increased over the last two centuries as additional development has driven down the price, while the simultaneous increase in product varieties - 28 as of this year - has only helped to broaden the appeal of this universal product.

Synth Gel

» Market availability: Sirius-Wide; produced primarily at our Los Angeles location
» Customer Satisfaction Rating ≈ 93.02%
» MSRP per unit: 190 S.C.


Synth Gel is a relatively new creation comparative to its progenitor, and is intended as the upper class, luxury alternative to our successful Synth Paste product. While maintaining the same pre-harvest processes as traditional Synthcrop, Synth Gel requires a much more intensive post-production process that offers a much wider variety of textures and flavors, with the ability to mimic almost all traditional foodstuffs in not only taste but texture. The downside of such an intensive method is that it requires dedicated development facilities which to-date are only present on Los Angeles and in development on the nearby Riverside; as a result, the price-per-unit is unfortunately adversely affected, but we believe that this is a quality product that those with finer tastes will learn to enjoy. Plans to develop processing facilities at our Stuttgart location have unfortunately been indefinitely delayed.

Synth Individual Combat Food Ration (S-ICFR)

» Market availability: Limited export on contract; produced primarily at our Riverside location
» Customer Satisfaction Rating ≈ N/A
» MSRP per unit: 85 S.C.


The Synth Foods Individual Combat Food Ration (S-ICFR) is one of our recent expansions into the military foodstuffs market. An unfortunate fact of life in Sirius is that war and strife is common, and the brave men and women of the armed forces that keep our Houses safe and secure deserve a hearty, nutritious meal. The S-ICFR is designed for both extended deep space operations and ground-based combat missions, and is intended to be a twice-daily consumed product available in 12 breakfast / lunch menus and 16 dinner menus, providing 1500-2100 calories on average. Specialty variations of ICFR menus are available per-House contract to flavor attached paste and gel products to match local palates.

Synth Shipside Emergency Ration Pack (S-SERP)

» Market availability: Limited export on contract; produced primarily at our Riverside location
» Customer Satisfaction Rating ≈ N/A
» MSRP per unit: 33 S.C.


In military engagements and space travel, inevitably the best-laid plans will fall apart and the logistics chains will break down. Ships will inevitably find themselves away from their normal supplies, and those on-board will need sustenance in order to survive their emergency situation. While many House arrangements have been worked on over the years, we believe that we have pioneered a solution: the Synth Foods Shipside Emergency Ration Pack, or SERP. SERP kits contain a single, large chocolate-flavored protein bar that will sustain an individual for up to a week on baseline caloric intake, while providing the daily essential vitamins. In collaboration with Cryer Pharmaceuticals, the latest generation of SERP bars also contain immunizations for 17 rare and potentially deadly diseases found on hostile worlds across Sirius. Synth Foods, Inc. is working with house governments and shipbuilders to ensure that these kits are found in good supply on each and every spacefaring vessel, so that no person ever goes hungry.

This catalogue may change or update as products are re-launched, updated, recalled, banned, or otherwise modified. Stay tuned for our next installment.

If you have queries relating to purchasing, contracting, etc., please direct a communication to the Synth Foods Corporate Office.

---

---

Information • Recruitment • Communications