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G.Riehl
Incoming Transmission
Wedel Unioners Albedo Wings
To: Righteous Fury. From:Arbeiter Gunda Riehl, Pacifica Base Subject:Wohoo.
Unpacking videofile...
Scanning for malware...
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Video play...
The war-weary Unioner looks ambivilant.
"Good news. Frickin' good news."
"We've shot the drive systems out of the Eidolon Wraith. First stages of the defence opp' and we've already blown up the big black bird into whichever twisted circle of hell awaits them."
"The Eidolon's bomber wings tried to sortie against a transport, apparently. Got swooped up on by the Apis' and her battlegroup. No contest. Target was neutralised and the bombers scrammed - we mannaged to down some of the escorts before the ran for the hills."
"We've got pictographic evidence of them trying to use the Freeport as a hideout. Once we alert the local pirate organisations, they'll clamp down on that arrangement real pretty."
"For now, I'm gonna' see if we can lend support to the rogue operations in the area. Some of our other Arbeiters want to try to slice some of those high-fangled engines outta' their wreckage for experimentation. We'll see how it goes down."
The birdclock croaked when it saw the sun, tethered to a spring.
G.Riehl.
Esprit wings.
Transmission Complete
Scrambling access point...
Decompiling neuratrace... Signal lost.
THE SYNDIC LEAGUES
(A co-operative of Rheinland's outlawed trade unions, determined to take the underworld for themselves.)