.:j:. Junker Congress Recruitment

[Junker Congress]

*Scrappy picks up a piece of paper and begins to read*
FriaLda, we apologize for the tard-EE-ness of this reeply. The bossmans wanted me to tell ya that your app looks swell and come on over to Pu-wer-to Reeker to
get your self aq-waint-ted with the rest of our family. You is in!

*he pauses lowering the paper*

Why do they give me such hard words to say?

*he lifts the paper again*

Mister Makarov, the boss's want me to tell you that now that there appleecation is done now right, you is in. Head on over to Pu-wer-to Reeker to get yourself outffited and and aq-waint-ted with the rest of the family.

Sin-seerly,
Are-biter Tiltman and De-pew-ty Are-biter Kapp

*he puts the paper down*

Hah, Tilt-man, that's a funny last name.

Ok, well uh byeeeee now.

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