A little favor to ask of pirates

[n00bl3t]

What really rocks when you're trading and you give the pirate a nice big chase around the system. And when both of you are flying off the map and they're the only pirate in the system. And you then say "quickly everyone the pirate has been distracted" and 50 trading ships make it through before the pirate can get back. And these trading ships all donate money to you.

That's not the punchline. It's after this when the pirate says he will charge you 20 million the next time he sees you.

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Anything I say is not intended as offensive, and to try and deliberately misinterpret it as such would be an attempt at trolling via misrepresentation.

It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.