Combat report
I am unworthy of your attention, honorable Guildmaster... *nods sadly*
Let me say I'd be very honored to send you my freshest report, but it's not fresh at all. In order to annoy you less, I mixed two reports to one.
We humble Guild Security pilots were very busy by new technological breakdown and reports were not on our duty lists. Our crew at Star City removed my bomb launchers and placed them on better hardpoints. After several test flights and even patrols, we couldn't make them shoot bombs in parallel lines. We also couldn't make my EMP guns shoot at the same direction with bombs. Good news is that Antimatter Cannon is well calibrated. Pity I can't use it well like our enemy, for which we heard even managed to hit your bomber easily. *bows with unhidden respect and hidden smile*
For a start, I'd like to share battle recordings from brave Kusarian captains:
- *copying from battle recordings* -
KNF-Iejima's.Destroyer: Jayce: Target in sight. Volley fire! Use evasive maneuvers if shot at! I don't want a dent on my shiny new ship!
IKN-Kobaya: Beer bottle glass is a fine personal armour, honorable Jayce-San. Use it sometimes, when captain is not watching.
KNF-Iejima's.Destroyer: Jayce: The Ginyu Force prevails once more! If only the cap'n could be around and see it.
IKN-Kobaya: Suzuki: Enemy fleet on scanners! All units, rally to Akita, over.
GMG|Keiji*Namura: Akita? That means enemy lied of their whereabouts!
GMG|Keiji*Namura: I knew it!
GMG|Min-Seo.Park: I'm scared now, honorable Guildmaster.
GMG|Keiji*Namura: It's ok, pilot Park. I'll protect you.
GMG|Min-Seo.Park: H-hai! *scared more*
GMG|Mei,Yamaguchi: This is elite response unit Namura-1
GMG|Mei,Yamaguchi: Ready for combat.
GMG|Mei,Yamaguchi: I'm the prettiest. The Elite Namura Response unit. I have a Ginyu and am not afraid to use it!
GMG|Mei,Yamaguchi: He is skilled in the art of GMG Ninja. You won't even see him coming. Just gas.
GMG|Mei,Yamaguchi: You've gone one system too far, Rheinlander.
[RM]Dornier-05: Ich don't think zo.
GMG|Mei,Yamaguchi: I have a Ginyu to take you out.
GMG|Captain.Ginyu: Hi! *invisible smile*
GMG|Mei,Yamaguchi: Oh that's my Ginyu. I can't see him, but I know he's here.
Rest of recordings are orders issued. I must add that team working with Kusarian forces was more than pleasure.
That would be all of my humble observations. Hereby stands attachments to my unworthy report, honorable Guildmaster. *bows*
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Snapshot of target destruction
Snapshot of target destruction
Snapshot of target destruction
Snapshot of target destruction
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And another time... a personal favor please, Mr. Namura-San? Could you make sure my father gets a copy of this report too? Domo Arigato... *bows*
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