Rheinland Federal Police Blotter

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===Inkoming Transmission===
From: Patrolman Katy
To: Rheinland Federal Police Blotter
Subject: Das Retarde.

Today, I caught se man smuggling sings from Liberty to Rheinhardt. I asked him to drop sem, he docked at Das Ring. Vhen he sought I left, he came out. Bat, I vas still sere! So I opened fire on him! He escaped to Frankfurt, sen Munich. He sought he had escaped. He vent into se dead end! He sneaked back to Frankfurt, he had no idea vat he vas in for. Sere vas an armed Military man. He pursued and destroyed. Sat man vas Edmund Schiffer. Danke, Schiffer. ::Winks, tosses beer:: Sen, he somehow got his ship back. He came out of Das Ring. He vas fully armed vith Corsair veapons! Ve asked das man to drop sem, he did not respond. Ve gave him 10 seconds to comply, he still did not respond. Ve blew him sky high! Sat vas his second offense. His access to Rheinhardt is now intensely monitored. Ve asked him to leave, he vent at 4 meters per second, and he said he vas leaving. Ve asked him to go faster, he did not comply. Ve blew him out of se air over and over again! Sat man never learns. He finally learnt his lesson and quickly retreated to Sigma 13.

Fraulein Lebowitz, out.

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