To: Bretonian Government CC: Bowex, BMF, BAF

[Markam]

Message Class: Audio-Visual
Encryption: Gin and Tonic
From: Admiral John Redmond

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To Probably a Bretonian Citizen,

Do you have a name, or do you identify as a Shire Class Transport called Eye of Cambridge?

We have a place for money at the extra, non MOD derived money at the BAF, and I have built a few monuments, mostly to dead admirals but a more general memorial is always a good idea. Expensive business though I am sure you will agree, depends if we go with the Giant Obelisk or the Pillar with a Horse and Rider option, I think the obelisk is cheaper but I am no stone mason.

John actually opens the attachement before continuing.

Oh what, you want to put it in space?! In the middle of the lane break that we are trying so hard to fix? Bloody hell man what are you smoking? And give me the address of where you bought the substance laced smoke sticks.

You expect me to garrison this monument to stop the inevitable vandalism or destruction that will occur? Are you aware that, despite Bretonia suffering from a horrendous genocide, a lot of people hate us? Not even the old age religious groups could pull off that level of blind hate. I didn't even get an angry letter before the hate started, where are their manners?

Regards,

Admiral John Redmond, Oversector Outer Commander
Dreadnought Venerable
Bretonian Armed Forces

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