Well old man ... Been a bit quiet around here for a while. The staff have been disappearing
left, right and centre recently. Bl**dy holidays. Never mind. Good to be behind the wheel
again. Though I can see why I don't do it that much. Sheer tedium ... No bar either.
I'll be back in the office soon. Got to fix the Gaggia ... Sure you would rather be here.
My ship needs a damn good service too ... Bits seem to be falling off.
ANCHORAGE ENDS:
Some say he is a proud member of: "The most paranoid group of people in the Community."