DSE) Debriefing Channel

[Harus]

FROM: Norfolk Shipyard, New York
SUBJECT: RE: Commendation
TO: Internal Comms
From: Harus Burke

I got the message from Lu, she's a pretty nice Lady if I do say so 'maself. Alright, I confess. I was flyin' the ol' Bushmaster today. I heard of a threat of them ol' Purple gummy worms, and went to go check 'em out. I got The ol' Condor down the lane to Ft. Bush and holy mackerel there was like a million of them purple squiggly bastards! It was then I realized there was a fellow DSE vessel inbound to New York, so I sprung into action to make sure we could get 'er home safe.

Met 'er at the ol' Colorado hole, cuz them purple worms were right there by Ft. Bush, toyin' with the Navy fellers. We proceeded 'round the back of Manhatten through the field to avoid any hostilities. Happy ta say, we made 'er all the way to Pitsburg, unscathed. I dun did wait for this fine young lady to return from where was it....Kansas? Yeah that was it. Took 'er back to the Kepler system before I realized the ol' Condor had a small reactor leak in the engines, so I hightailed it back after making sure the young lady was safe to move on. I think she followed some sort of Liner to Hon...Honashau? yeah, that was it.

On a side note, seein' as the Condor may be down for a few days to a week 'er two. I dun filed a request with the Bosses in the Navy for a shiney new Defiant they dun use. I'll letcha know how that turns out.


Now how the hell do I turn this recording off?

Harus Burke
DSE Pilot

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