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ID: Cpt. Jack Ashton

Location: Pennsylvania
To: All employees

Subject: Androids, Docking Rings, A funny story

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Hi everyone,

I just wanted to tell you all that ONE has been successful in procuring the materials needed for repairing the docking rings orbiting Planet Curacao. We had help from both independent contractors, other companies and of cause our own ONE pilots. We even managed to get our hands on an additional 4000pcs of Industrial Hardware, and this is where the story gets interesting.

As many of you already know I bought myself a crew of androids from FuTech, to pilot the ONE vessel Transporter1. I am very happy with this buy, in general, but the curiosity of the androids does sometimes prove inefficient. E.g. these additional pieces of Hardware were purchased by Transporter1, but because they engaged in friendly chat with Sawyer from the Liberty Navy they missed the info that Cpt. De Palma had already delivered the remaining quantity of these goods.

So yeah, the following are excerpts from Saywer and my Androids conversation.

"Jack told us you were helpful during some kind of 'Three-way Mexican Standoff'? We just saw a Liberty Rogue coming here and thought you might be able to escort us back to Cortez?"

Messages redacted ...

Sawyer, explains that a Mexican standoff is clusterf*ck with three parties in it, and says it is like imagining seeing "Xenos, Rogues and Liberty Navy in one spot", everyone shoots at each other.

"How do we imagine seeing Xenos? We have never seen a Xenos? How to imagine it when we have not to see Xenos before?"

Sawyer, being diplomatic explains it in other terms ...

Messages redacted ...

"Clusterf*fuck ... got it, we have learned a new word ... now let's move..."

Needless to say, I hope to pull them off duty for a couple of weeks and have them updated with new language and culture protocols.

Regards,
Cpt. Ashton

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