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[CusoJR]

*Mike Rowe walked up to the door of the LPI Recruitment office and stopped just before smacking right into the door that would not open. He stood puzzled by the sign on the door that said "Not Hiring. Now shoo!" Mike said to himself "Well I guess I'll have to go find another Dirty Job." and dropped his completed application on the ground. A lucky breeze blew the paper under the door.*

1. Do you like donuts?
I live on donuts, mainly Krispy Kreme

2. Do you like coffee?
I breathe the stuff.

3. Do you like paperwork?
As long as it doesn't involve math. Anytime I try it I make the numbers far more complicated than they are.

4. Do you have any flight experience?
Does Space Invaders count?

5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?
No matter how many jobs I take I never seem to get a check in the end. Normally just a swift kick in the rear.

6. What hours do you expect/can you work?
Daily from 0800 - 1200 Sirius Time //(GMT) 0100 - 0400 Pacific

7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded
weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Patriot, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?
Is it Dirty? Sure.

8. Are you disgruntled?
After being fired from 160 jobs, wouldn't you be?

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JENEFER: Liberty's Folly Fallen Angel's Casino Loki's Gift I am Colin's loyalty.

Commander (Ret.) Alexis "Stormbringer" Cruize, Mercenary
Flying the Viper MKII
"That's MISS Cruize to you!"