LPI Leavenworth

[Zapp]

In the end, the Girl Scouts deployed a Cruiser, their well-trained shock troops easily cleaning out the Rusty Donut of the 'alien infestation'. This left Clements to think... think of the sad state of the LPI. He saw them, the fat, lazy, incompetent fools. He saw a problem, and went about fixing it. First, he pulled some strings and got the WLPFOOLPIP started, the revolutionary diet for LPI officers. That wasn't enough though. He lost weight himself, almost reaching what he had weighed in the Navy.

He started dressing down the LPI flatfoots, and lost the accent. Soon, they were disciplined. Soon, they were back to what they had once been. A force that instilled fear in the pirates of Liberty. Though it came at a price... corruptness ran rampant. It was all about the bottom line, the cash payout, which came from locking the criminals in their prison stations/factories. But overall, Clements was happy.

Now, the Rusty Donut was a force to be reckoned with.

Now, the story of the LPI truly begins...

The End