So, I was cruising around in Liberty, minding my own business and passing the bong around the Wanderer's bridge in celebration of 4/20 when I got wind of... some shit going down in Rheinland. Something about a dispute over the last kaiser roll or something... Did you ever try that Kallisti gold they smoke down in Baffin? This has got to be the most powerful stuff I've ever smoked, and I heartily recommend it. I swear I'm starting to understand our TAZ friends a lot more. Not sure if that's a good thing or not... Anyway, where was I? Ahh, yes. Rheinland and their bread-related civil war. While we were crusing around, the computer pinged us about the Bundesrepublik needing supplies for civilian relief. Normally, that'd be a big pass from me. I don't do charity work. After all, doing a good deed is like pissing yourself in dark pants. You get a warm feeling, but nobody notices. Unlike most relief efforts, though, this one's paying work. So, since then, we've been running relief supplies from Houston down to New Augsburg in Munich and bringing Depleted Uranium back, and making some serious bank in the process. Doing well by doing good and all that. And now I need to get back to it.
Captain Lawrence "Monty" Montague, NO-Wanderer
Octavarium Mercantile Guild
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