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Gas Giant Core Yields Bonanza!

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At 3:00 AM Manhattan time, a gas giant exploded.

The Panoptic was on-scene within minutes to survey the aftereffect. We were not disappointed.

Our survey teams have informed us that the contents of the gas giant have yielded many mega-tonnes of valuable materials. Our facilities in [REDACTED] have already begun sifting through them for the Bricks.

This has been Brick Press, with your senior correspondent "Colossus". Thank you for tuning in this week.

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