I have to say, this is quite a perplexing story you've shared. I'm a little bit concerned that you're openly sharing what appear to be internal company communications so readily, but I admire your sense of commercial ingenuity. We can make use of employees who can act creatively in an unexpected encounter, but we will have to have a conversation about our business practices first.
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Welcome to ALG! Judith Sollrath
Human Resources
ALG Waste Disposal