Blue Lotus Syndicate recruitment

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Name: Sonny De Luca
Age: 17
HomeTown: Corleone, Planet Malta
Prior Affiliations: None
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I was just a boy when it happened. A man should not be subjected to what I was, but no. I was just eleven when it took place. My parents were relaxing in a local Cardamine Caf? when a tall suited man brushed past me, he moved in an aggressive manner for the caf?, and walked in. Calm as a monk, he pulled out two Haliat Armoury Model 91 Handguns from his suit, pointed them at my parents in one swift movement, and before my father could respond, gunned down an innocent woman, and man who did nothing but fight for what he believed in. There was no screams from either, but a calm acceptance of what was coming.

I was watching from outside the caf? where I had been sat on the sidewalk playing football against a wall. I saw everything, I saw the assailants cold eyes and determination when he left. I began to run for him, but I was intercepted by a portly grey haired man who knocked me to the ground.
Save your anger... save it. Until you are old enough... and the time is right... then you shall take your revenge.
Were the words coming from the man in a husky tone.
As he said this I got up in and charged into him. In the fiery pit of rage that was my mind, I could just about make out that he was right. Running at the assailant would have no effect other than to end my life.
Every night when I sleep, I have the same dream, and the demon will not be exorcised until I have taken down that Corsair bastard Jose Blanco.

I am 17 now, that means I can fly. I am now old enough, my anger has been saved, and I will spare neither the repentant, nor the bold.

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