To: Lilac

[Mel Rose]

From: Jennifer Haze
To: The Office of the Chief of Police
Source: Bethlehem Station, Pennsylvania
Subject: Claims.
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Dear The Office of the Chief of Police,

I'll be honest, the previous two times this happened, both Hellberg and Dawn were respectful enough to come in person, not through some soulless, faceless, genderless bureaucrat's terminal. Seems like Holiday doesn't exhibit the same energy as her predecessors did. Shame, really.

Also, "chief" has that really tribal, uncivilised, savage look to it. Should've stuck to "commissioner". That, at least, elicited respect. This is just funny.

Here's your payment. I hope you find the rest of your day enjoyable, dear The Office of the Chief of Police.

Yours truly,
Jennifer Haze

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