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[Stewgar]

Report #: 2

Name: Hank Rover
Ship name: [*USI*]Tulsa[E]
Participating Vessel(s): [*USI*]Seattle[S]

Report: Houston International Supply Run

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Robotic Hardware - 5,000 Units
Plasfoam Conduits - 5,000 Units

I started my route with 5000 units of Robotic Hardware from LA. I saw Seattle on and I was all like "wahhoooo!". So we done talked and I asked him if he ever names his wedgies. Well, I done asked it around some police folk but they didn't get bothered none. I would have like a response from them. I might just file a complaint.

On the way back to Houston Intl I ran into LPI SWAT Elizabeth. Now that ship say that it's Mark. Now with a name like Elizabeth and a man named Mark speaking to me, I done be more confused than a blind man at a silent movie! But hey, it is the year whatever. But anyway, I done told the copper my legally obligated phrase. "I am legally obligated to inform you that, at this time, there are no opened containers in this here vessel. This includes alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages" to which (s)he replied "Oh, so you're the drunk". Now what in the 'W' in Virginia does that mean? I done tried to get it sorted out but I couldn't get my auto pilot off and it done docked me with the trade lane. I had some words I wanted to say but by golly I could not!

Then we decided to run superconductors down to Omega 3 and bring Plasfoam Conduits back up. We started down to the hudson gate but some pirates done jibbled the trade land and we jumped out. But just as we was about to go back in, a convoy went screaming by and almost done deimancipated my head! Woooowie! Then in New Berlin we runned into this Federalist guy named Sleipnir. I told him he reminded me of my buddy Creech because he is sleepy too. I tell ya, we was out one time watching ship races and he done falled asleep! Now hooooow do you fall asleep with all that noise?

Anywho, we done finished our run and unloaded at Houston International. Can you believe that trade lane would not let me dock at the red light?

We did a round of Industrial Hardware from Trenton. Nothing really happened. Maybe my intimidating demeanor done scared them off! Not as scary as what happens when I eat my grammys chili on...

...disconnected

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